everything is a lie
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
"Fearless snake killing motherfucker"
"Personally victimised by shampoo"
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FRED? LIKE SERIOUS??? dead dead dead?
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television